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Seniors Flex
I’ve bought a used set of Mizuno MX 300 irons with Rifle FCM 4.0 shafts. What flex are these? Senior, A?
Caught these irons as demos from Golfsmith. They look to be in very good shape around 8.5 to 9 rating. Could the Rifle 4.0 shafts have been original on these clubs also? I do prefer an easy flex though. So what are they?
Flex is, in part, a factor of club length and head weight. Unfortunately, there is no standard measure of flex among manufacturers but the Rifle 4.0 shaft is designed to play soft – suitable for an average women or senior, I believe.
Rifles are frequency matched from the factory so they are not tip cut for the purpose of changing their intended flex.
Rifles are one of the few with a good understanding of flex. Yes a 4.0 is a soft flex best suited to ladies or seniors with slower swing speeds.
Options and Availability on the Mizuno MX 300 irons
Again, lefties get left out in the cold, as the MX-300 is only available in right-handed models. The standard shaft is the True Temper Dynalite Gold, though you have the option of the R300 or S300. If you prefer a different shaft, custom grips, or adjusted loft/lie angle, the Mizuno Custom Department is available to meet all of your needs. It is notable that the standard set includes 4-GW, though a 3 iron is available. The MSRP is $900, which is considerably lower than that of the MX-1000. So if they were originals they were custom ordered.
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